Unknown Player has BBSers baffled

Do you recognize this Player



He played during 1990/1991 season for Barnsley, and has not been seen since then.
Club groundsman, and longest serving member of staff, Gipsum Grassibasturd said "i recognise the face but the name eludes me, i don't remember much of him to be honest but i do recall him being very fond of our elderly tea lady, right up to the time of her forced retirement, due to her being dead."

Another club official described him as a "feisty young granny lover not afraid to break the rules"


if you have any information on this unknown player please contact the bbsmash

Thanks,
Klaus

Enigma Code Breakers Brought in to De-sipher What The Fuck Poker Players are Talking About

Used in World War 2, to help the British decrypt the enigma codes, 4 polish cryptographers have been dug up, to help all the normal non-poker playing public,find out what the fuck the poker players are talking about.Marian Rejewski one of the code breakers said "We were all happy enough in heaven, it was my turn to go kick Hitler in the bollocks, and we had a goulash and punch party planned for later that night But then i get a call from Jerzy saying he'd been dug up and taken to a shed in Northamptonshire, the next thing i know i was being bundled into the same shed".

A regular on the blue square poker circuit said "Idon’t really understand what the problem is, it reminds me of the time i got dealt a jimmy slide up 2 tone pocket with a blind hobbyists blam shank surprise in a tournament i had a couple of year ago. I thought i was gunna get 2-2'd on the craven dave, but the flop came down the river of spam and a fukin cockhound clout valve got shafted up the Jackie brown. I think it was safe to say i was lucky i didn’t get jacked by the queen with the facial arse whisper."
he went onto say "I just pawned my last pair of pants"

Meanwhile, the de-coders don’t have much hope of decrypting the language dubbed as pokish saying "As far as we can see its just random words, if they wanna talk so only their own kind understand, why don’t they fuck off to France with the rest of the nob goblins"


Klaus

Supertyke & madmark sitting in a tree....

....long time no speak Mashers! Quick update for you this fine morning.

It's been confirmed over the past week that the moaning, knows fuck all about website engineer Supertyke has finally grown some balls and proposed to the other moaning, knows fuck all about owt madmark62.

It seems that they're beady eyes met over a couple of threads where they've both moaned/complained/stamped their feet about absolutely fuck all and for no good reason.

For their first date, Supertyke took madmark62 to the Don Valley stadium to watch the friendly game against Rotherham. You may have noticed them, they were the miserable cunts sat with a flask full of bovril, a blanket over their knees and shouting 'get it darn' on a goalkick.

However, possibly the most exciting part of this romeo & juliet esque story is that madmark62 spoke to his bestest friend in the world oakwell for blessing before he bummed supertyke over his computer chair as they were talking shit about the official site.

Awww, bless.

Siegfried

barnsleyfc4life needs to grow some balls and stop apologising...

....is the message to the young scamp from the BBS Mash.

The likable rouge, best known for having each BBS member on his MSN Messenger friends list and being the fountain of Soccer Manager knowledge continually comes under attack for posting predictions, links etc.

The advice to you young sir is to tell them to f.ck off.

An alternative would be to get the tit on and say you're leaving, like everyone else.

Siegfried.

oakwell voted 'most intelligent poster'

....after minutes of research it can now be confirmed that our very own oakwell is actually the most intelligent person on this BBS.

Our resident Masher, Klaus, explained,

'We looked into the previous 3 months postings and created this complicated formulae A+2x/5F(75HG)+JGH to find who is actually the most intelligent person on this BBS.'

'Surprisingly this turned out to be oakwell. It seems that being able to wind so many people up with the same old shit week after week needs some sort of high intellect. However, this could be offset by the thick bastards who jump on their moral high horse every time he posts summat that's a bit of a pisstake.'

Another one of lifes mystery's explained.

Siegfried.

"Just Fuck Off" Says Absolutely Everyone Everywhere

"I'm leaving this board - now please leave comments below that say 'oh please don't go' and ' it wont be the same without you' this will greatly improve my knuckle shuffling, Thanks"

This is a far too familiar sight on our dear bbs, certain individuals having menstrual fueled paddys and saying there off.

The mash got blamed for ousting LDred from his prominent "Top Twat" position on the bbs, it seemed he'd had enough of being a laughing stock and buggered off, he was last seen posing in front of a speed camera wearing a Northampton kit.

The latest drop out is tyke-norway (i know its wrong way round but any resident of a country that equips its army with a pair of fucking ski's is due a bit of leeway) Aka Mr Fist. we don't actually know how this mr fist thing came about as we cant be arsed to go through all the posts. but for your leaving present we have a special ode to you

Why ever did you leave?

Did dirk get you pissed?

it will never be the same

without you Mr Fist


Klaus

'Get back to School' voted worst put down in the history of put downs.

Morning Mashers!

Hope y'all enjoyed the chicken drumsticks and kebabs at the PRSC BBQ. Wonder if anyone turned up with a Northants Kit on? Bit more relevant...

Anyways, back to the story in hand..

In a survey commissioned by leading tabloid the Barnsley Independent, 'Get back to school' has been voted the worst response on the BBS ever. It was followed by 'what time does school start?' and 'have you ever been to a match?'.

After taking comments from the 3 men who were surveyed one claimed, 'it's just shite though innit? Its only used by them blokes who don't have the intelligence to back up an argument or who get the monk on cos their fancy bloke Nardiello is plastered all over NoseNovel with some bird in Coventry'.

The BBS is all about opinions Mashers, but as we offer a public service we thought we'd clarify a very contentious point. Nardiello was/is/will always be shite. The lazy, offside standing, stuck up pretty boy that he is.

And Odejayi will score 20 goals this season with Arsene Wenger lining him up to replace Adebayor.

God bless.

Siegfried.