After seeing to postings on the bbs, bookies worst enemy Nostradamus has shared his prediction on the up coming championship league.
after talking a load of shite about melting glaciers, and future terrorist attacks he final got to what everyone cares about, his personal opinion on league standings.
The bearded man said "I predict Blackpool will do a colchester, Ipswich will make a promotion push in march but will settle on a play off spot, and QPR will do fuck all."
He also added "Ian wright will make a swoop by adopting obefenwi martins, to make up for his disgraced son."
A family friend has said that "Ian has not been the same since Bradley turned down the chance
to appear in the Nintendo wii advert."
Klaus
Friday, 27 June 2008
LDred more ironic than Hitlers israeli holiday home
I know its hard to believe but that lovable cheeky Scot has done it again,
After accusing funnyfella of posting irrelevant information, in this case minutes from the penistone supporters club meeting. The Kilt clad ginger proceeded to post pictures of the Northampton home strip.
We contacted alanis morissette to see if she can some how slip some lyrics into her hit record ironic on the subject but she said "that slice of pure concentrated irony would simply cause people to have strokes, and its not worth the risk"
This begs the question is ldred just a cheeky Scot on a piss take, or a crack riddled Glaswegian Ned.
and just to clarify lives in scotland = scottish
am sure we'll find out soon
Klaus
After accusing funnyfella of posting irrelevant information, in this case minutes from the penistone supporters club meeting. The Kilt clad ginger proceeded to post pictures of the Northampton home strip.
We contacted alanis morissette to see if she can some how slip some lyrics into her hit record ironic on the subject but she said "that slice of pure concentrated irony would simply cause people to have strokes, and its not worth the risk"
This begs the question is ldred just a cheeky Scot on a piss take, or a crack riddled Glaswegian Ned.
and just to clarify lives in scotland = scottish
am sure we'll find out soon
Klaus
The Mash'll fix it for you..................
Here at the BBS Mash, we love hearing your problems. We act as an unofficial agony aunt, free of charge. Over the past few days we've been inundated with an e-mail from a Mr Kowles (Hi Mr Kowles! You're BBS Badge is on it's way to you!). It said.
dEAr Bbs mASH.
i hav a problme. i av sum dificulti spilleing sumtims anfd i gte upste wen ppl sy naty tuff bout ME. prblm is DAT mi JOB mEANZ ai lt a ppl reed wat a rite (approx 300,000 unique hits a month).
dispite mY probLEM, i TRY ard. av got kdis dna itz nt nise for mui kids to see dady beeing rippd to peeses by a sd, mouning bstard bhind a PC SCWEEN. I tink E callz himsen Superted or SUMMAT.
BBS MASH, cn the fx it 4 me tht he shts th fck up & dus hs wurk experience wi mi nxt yer?
Mr Kowles, we hear at BBS Mash feel your pain. We've noticed that this Supertyke kid is a bit of a moaning bastard. From the size of the picture and font, to Don Rowing being a Director to mention but a few.
Supertyke. Please heed this advice from the bottom of the Mash's heart.
Go fuck off.
Yours
Siegfried.
dEAr Bbs mASH.
i hav a problme. i av sum dificulti spilleing sumtims anfd i gte upste wen ppl sy naty tuff bout ME. prblm is DAT mi JOB mEANZ ai lt a ppl reed wat a rite (approx 300,000 unique hits a month).
dispite mY probLEM, i TRY ard. av got kdis dna itz nt nise for mui kids to see dady beeing rippd to peeses by a sd, mouning bstard bhind a PC SCWEEN. I tink E callz himsen Superted or SUMMAT.
BBS MASH, cn the fx it 4 me tht he shts th fck up & dus hs wurk experience wi mi nxt yer?
Mr Kowles, we hear at BBS Mash feel your pain. We've noticed that this Supertyke kid is a bit of a moaning bastard. From the size of the picture and font, to Don Rowing being a Director to mention but a few.
Supertyke. Please heed this advice from the bottom of the Mash's heart.
Go fuck off.
Yours
Siegfried.
It doesn't matter if it's true, he's my friend!
Site Admin have this week been accused of sitting with their fingers in their ears shouting 'ner ner ner ner ner, I can't hear you'.
After the news that a fellow Barnsley fan (but don't mention he's a convicted criminal, it's all hush hush) won £1000 (lucky bastard) on that 100 year thing. The post was promptly removed.
When the BBS Mash contacted them this week, we caught them on the number 22 stagecoach service to Hoylandswaine. Here's what they had to say:
'It want us, we dunt like them pedo sorts tha nos but we had complaints'. They also added, ''Tonights our first Admin meeting in a while. We've invitied a special guest, he's not been able to make it for 2 years for one reason or another so it al be nice to catch up like'.
To ensure confusion like this doesn't occur again we've completed a list of suitable topics/behaviour for the BBS:
After the news that a fellow Barnsley fan (but don't mention he's a convicted criminal, it's all hush hush) won £1000 (lucky bastard) on that 100 year thing. The post was promptly removed.
When the BBS Mash contacted them this week, we caught them on the number 22 stagecoach service to Hoylandswaine. Here's what they had to say:
'It want us, we dunt like them pedo sorts tha nos but we had complaints'. They also added, ''Tonights our first Admin meeting in a while. We've invitied a special guest, he's not been able to make it for 2 years for one reason or another so it al be nice to catch up like'.
To ensure confusion like this doesn't occur again we've completed a list of suitable topics/behaviour for the BBS:
- Racism
- Pornography (over 18 - there's a big difference)
- Which would be the best wank.
- Men in mid life crisis' can have pornagraphic photos as their avatar and even post pictures weekly.
But for fucks sake, don't talk about a convicted criminal.
It's Taboo.
Siegfried
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Please note, none of this content is to be taken seriously. It's a joke. Fucking get over yourself. It's an internet message board, FFS>
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