It doesn't matter if it's true, he's my friend!

Site Admin have this week been accused of sitting with their fingers in their ears shouting 'ner ner ner ner ner, I can't hear you'.

After the news that a fellow Barnsley fan (but don't mention he's a convicted criminal, it's all hush hush) won £1000 (lucky bastard) on that 100 year thing. The post was promptly removed.

When the BBS Mash contacted them this week, we caught them on the number 22 stagecoach service to Hoylandswaine. Here's what they had to say:

'It want us, we dunt like them pedo sorts tha nos but we had complaints'. They also added, ''Tonights our first Admin meeting in a while. We've invitied a special guest, he's not been able to make it for 2 years for one reason or another so it al be nice to catch up like'.

To ensure confusion like this doesn't occur again we've completed a list of suitable topics/behaviour for the BBS:

• Racism
• Pornography (over 18 - there's a big difference)
• Which would be the best wank.
• Men in mid life crisis' can have pornagraphic photos as their avatar and even post pictures weekly.

But for fucks sake, don't talk about a convicted criminal.

It's Taboo.

Siegfried