The Mash'll fix it for you..................

Here at the BBS Mash, we love hearing your problems. We act as an unofficial agony aunt, free of charge. Over the past few days we've been inundated with an e-mail from a Mr Kowles (Hi Mr Kowles! You're BBS Badge is on it's way to you!). It said.

dEAr Bbs mASH.

i hav a problme. i av sum dificulti spilleing sumtims anfd i gte upste wen ppl sy naty tuff bout ME. prblm is DAT mi JOB mEANZ ai lt a ppl reed wat a rite (approx 300,000 unique hits a month).

dispite mY probLEM, i TRY ard. av got kdis dna itz nt nise for mui kids to see dady beeing rippd to peeses by a sd, mouning bstard bhind a PC SCWEEN. I tink E callz himsen Superted or SUMMAT.

BBS MASH, cn the fx it 4 me tht he shts th fck up & dus hs wurk experience wi mi nxt yer?

Mr Kowles, we hear at BBS Mash feel your pain. We've noticed that this Supertyke kid is a bit of a moaning bastard. From the size of the picture and font, to Don Rowing being a Director to mention but a few.

Supertyke. Please heed this advice from the bottom of the Mash's heart.

Go fuck off.

Yours

Siegfried.