Thursday, 3 July 2008

LDRed Watch - Update

****Breaking News****

We interrupt your viewing of 'Help! My arse is on fire!' to bring you some devastating news BBSers. The Cabre Tossing, Northampton town kit wearing jock LDRed has jumped ship. He's left by mutual consent. He's got the monk on.

Whichever way you wish to look at it, this is a devastating loss to the BBS. Not only will his views on speeding, football kits and Celtic players be truly missed, the real tragedy will be the loss of his unbelievable quality of being the most two-faced & unintentionally ironic poster on the BBS.

No doubt the eulogies will be pouring in over the next few minutes, however, we can't help but feel that the majority will echo 'scooterking's comments.

LDRed, we wish you well. Until you come back as NorthantScot in about 2 months.

Siegfried.

9 comments:

Private Eye said...

This is poorly written, not very funny and comes over as slightly bitter. Maybe you're jealous of John's spelling and grammar.

The BBS Mash said...

not very funny? just funny then?

who are you his fucking english teacher?

seriously though read the disclaimer, if you've got enough time between the bumming like.

private eye2 said...

Why did you delete my reply? Looks like you can dish it out but you can't take it back. You're boring untalented and , worst of all, cowardly.

The BBS Mash said...

Which is this reply of which you speak kind sir?

As I can assure you, I would not waste my time.

Siegfried.

private eye3 said...

And a liar as well. what a cunt.

The BBS Mash said...

I'm being deadly serious Private, which post? If it's been deleted it's certainly not by me.

The more shit we take the better sir!

Derek Acorah said...

Old Japs Eye gets wound up about something so 'poorly written' and 'not funny' doesn't he/she ?

Perhaps they are as close to Johnny Blantyre LD as the sage Tommy ??

mrx said...

typical barnsley scum did you go to school?

The BBS Mash said...

Thanks for you concern Mr X.

Yes, we did indeed go to school. Both Roy & I attended a very fine local secondary school and also attended a well renowned further education establishment.

Ever heard of a capital letter? That's what needs to be at the beginning of every sentence you write.

Here to help.

Siegfried.