Creater of the BBS soccer manager league, Nixon, has been blamed for the sudden increase in divorces by local women.
One BBser's wife said "he just stayed up at night just talking to himself about ratings changes and wages, that don't really exist."
she went onto say "the final straw was that our sex life really started to suffer, our foreplay consisted of nipple tickling and discussing the potential of young players with Barnsleyfc4life on MSN, and when he finally gets down to business he just shouts ,'I'm going through the middle, but this will leave me weak on the flanks', he usually then just rolls over and says that he didn't feel comfortable being exposed at the rear and that someone could slip in behind at anytime.
she also said "one morning i woke up an my pubes were shaved into a 5-3-2 formation with wing back attackers, that was the day i filled for divorce"
i know this is a serious problem within the bbs, but at least its not kiddy porn
Klaus
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